Businesses That Would Thrive If Staffed By Hot Chicks

If India ever got over its pseudo hypocrisy what other businesses and services could benefit from a little blatant sexual exploitation?

Trust Americans to pull this off. MSN just ran a story about a lawn care company in Tennessee, USA, that uses girls in bikinis to do yard work. The owner charges a "premium" for the service, and apparently business is booming. So I started thinking: If India ever got over its psuedo hyprocisy what other businesses and services could benefit from a little blatant sexual exploitation?

Dentist - Everyone dreads going to this drill-happy sadist, but every guy on the planet would look like Matt Dillon in "Something About Mary" if the work was done by a sexy short-skirt wearing dental assistants instead. My tooth enamel would be worn down to the nub from the monthly cleanings I'd be getting.

Air Hostesses - Airlines in bankruptcy? Pilots on strike? Never again. If there were hot flight attendants in bikinis roaming the aisles I'd commute to work through Delh-Mumbai route every day.

Tailor - If we were getting our inseam measured by a young hottie in a tight fitting dress instead of some old guy who smells of daru, we'd have everything custom fit. Jeans and boxers included.

Car Mechanic - She could tell me it was Rs.15000 to fix the indicator lights and I'd pay it. No. Questions. Asked.

College Professor - You could hold classes on The Hidden Symbolism of Ancient Indian culture at 6am and there wouldn't be an empty chair in the room.

Butcher - Hot girls in bikinis. And meat. Screw my cholesterol. Someone check my pulse, I'm in Guy Heaven.

Bank Teller - No other reason than we would love to hear a beautiful, nearly naked woman ask us if we would like to leave a deposit.

Postal Worker - Forget email. We'd be snail mailing everything. One letter at a time. Long lines? Incredibly slow service? Yeah, so? It'd give a whole new meaning to the term "going postal".

Tax Auditor - Picture a tall, blonde dominatrix-types in short leather dress showing up to interrogate you about inconsistencies on your accounts.