MensXpert.com - 11 Best Strip Clubs of the World

Those were the days when Adam would see Eve strutting in the garden wearing nothing but her feminine attributes that God had blessed her with. Then came civilisation and with that came clothes which hid the Almighty’s work, leaving the men searching hopelessly for their Garden of Eden. Then, to the rescue of these hapless guys came the strip clubs (or shall we say, The Gentlemen’s Clubs) which served their needs in the most tasteful manner. We bring you the ‘Xpert 11 Strip Clubs of the World’. If you don’t visit at least one of them in your lifetime, you can’t, with all honesty, say that your erotic education is complete.

11. Bombs in Bagdad - Bagdad, Barcelona

Once in Barcelona, no self respecting man leaves the city without getting his fix of the most emblematic erotic show in Barcelona. With world class live erotic shows featuring 20 elite, world renowned pornographic artists, this place certainly knows how to set standards. Showgirls, striptease, live sex acts, lesbian duos; name it and this place has it.

What’s special?

The highlight of this club is a sex show called the ‘Pornarama’. At 60 euros, the price is quite steep. But trust us, you get what you pay for. This is one of the few places where even the ones from the audience, much to their delight, are at times dragged into the act. Didn’t we just tell you about getting your money’s worth?

10. Hedonist’s Hangout - Blue Rose, Ibiza

Think Ibiza and images of hedonism and drunken revelry flash through our minds and so it’s not too hard to imagine strip clubs thriving in this island. Among the few clubs, the one that stands out the most is Blue Rose. Though it opened just a few years ago, it has already become a classic in the island with lots of girl-on-girl action and simulated sex acts.

What’s special?

Blue Rose is probably the only strip club on the island with a tasteful show. So don’t be surprised to find a housewife or a school teacher here. At the same time the shows are steamy enough to keep the nuns away. But be careful, no touching, else you’ll be thrown out.

9. Nightclub With a Twist - Brandi’s, Vancouver

Their mission statement says that they are out to set the standard for adult entertainment by bridging the gap between nightclubs and exotic entertainment. Neat.

Brandi’s is the only exotic nightclub in the whole of Vancouver and certainly lives up to the responsibility of being the sole adult entertainment hangout in the city. Brandi transforms the one dimensional nightclub experience into a carnival atmosphere for adults.

What’s special?

The beautiful performers at Brandi’s know their job well and what’s more, they love doing it to the extent of even offering private shows. Not impressed yet? Well, there’s also the head and shoulder massages offered by naked women. We rest our case.

8. Playing by the Numbers - Spearmint, London

A leader in table dance industry, Spearmint Rhino takes pride in its ambience and style which compliment the British history and culture and enhances every aspect of the customer’s experience. With a seating capacity of 500 and more than 200 girls on the book, this place certainly plays by the numbers. There are adult film star performances on a regular basis and the friendly staff makes the experience even more pleasurable.

What’s special?

Spearmint Rhino is open virtually every day of the year and the happy hours on the weekdays are especially welcome considering the steep prices.

7. The Aussie Way - Goldfingers, Melbourne

With five different kinds of rooms to suit your fancy, Goldfingers is right up there with the best when it comes to adult entertainment. As you walk into this club, you will be witness to some of the most beautiful dancers in Australia and around the world. You may watch steamy live performances in the Showroom or get up-close and personal with the dancers in the Fantasy room, or simply get your stock price up a few notches by hosting a party in the ambient atmosphere of the Venetian room.

What’s special?

Imagine that you’re playing pants down pool in the midst of gorgeous dancers awaiting their turn. Now stop imagining ‘cause you can do that right here in the Pool Room of Goldfingers. Bored with pool? Then head to the playroom which is filled with sultry dancers and a well stocked bar. Need we say more?

6. For the Czars - Doll’s, Moscow

Doll’s is one of the oldest and the most popular Gentlemen’s Clubs in Moscow. It is an elite strip club having the most dynamic and colourful professionally choreographed live performances. The club has a top class restaurant where you can leisurely dine, enjoying the full striptease shows. But this experience won’t really come cheap as an average dinner will cost $100, excluding the steep entry costs.

What’s special?

A great time to visit Doll’s is during the spring when the club hosts “The Art of Impression”, an international dance contest among professional female strip dancers. Think about it. You’ll have the best in the business vying against each other to set your pulse racing.

5. Aesthetically Speaking - Crazy Horse, Paris

Le Crazy Horse de Paris is a Paris cabaret which aptly describes itself as ‘the art of the nude’. This is a stage show performed by nude female dancers with perfect accompaniments of high definition lights and lasers. Though the performers are partially or even fully nude, the cabaret is tastefully done without any hint of sleaze. The show which has been on for decades now keeps reinventing itself to amaze the audience time and again.

What’s special?

All the performers chosen for the cabaret are indistinguishable in the size and shape of their breasts and their heights. This brings out a spell-binding effect as the lasers and lights paint their perfect bodies.

4. The Roman Touch - Crazy Horse Too, Las Vegas

Situated in Las Vegas, Nevada, Crazy Horse Too offers the most sophisticated adult entertainment in SinCity. With the most tantalizingly beautiful women, the club has raised the bar for adult entertainment. After catching the show at the Circus Maximus showroom, you can relax in the intimate setting of the Emperor’s Room with your ‘entertainer’.

What’s special?

The minute you enter the quite atmosphere of the Emperor’s room, you will be treated like royalty by none other than the gorgeous girls of Crazy Horse Too themselves. As for the quality of service, stars like Jemma Jameson learned the tricks of the trade in this club. How’s that for credentials.

3. Stag Party Anyone? - Stringfellows, London

Since it has opened, Stringfellows has been the hippest new place to be in London. Be it the Covent Garden or Angels at the Wardour, the beautiful dancers, the incredibly sexy atmosphere and special VIP areas make the experience at Stringfellows one to remember. So if you’re getting married and looking for a place to take your stag party to, you know where to go.

What’s special?

The restaurant at Stringfellows is among the best in London. So, it’s not a bad idea to dine there as diners are allowed free entry into the clubs.

2. The Place to Score - Scores, New York

This is one place which prides itself on having some of the most beautiful girls around. Little wonder, Hollywood stars frequent this Gentlemen’s club the most. The jaw dropping dancers are friendly and do not pressurise the customers. On hindsight, the drinks are insanely expensive. So make sure that you carry enough cash.

What’s special?

If you’re looking for some privacy, then the President’s Club is the place to be. Book a private room and enjoy the company of your favourite Scores girl (or girls). You may even sample the world’s finest cigars at the tobacco bar.

1. Asia Goes Kinky - Seventh Heaven, Tokyo

The gentlemen’s club in Tokyo was the first of its kind in the whole of Japan. Developed on the lines of the strip clubs existing overseas, Seventh Heaven is till now the most popular strip club in the country. The dancers who strut amid the smoke, mirrors and leather are generally from the west or may be even Oceania. Such is the atmosphere that you might even forget that you’re in Japan.

What’s special?

The Seventh Heaven is famous for the friendly nature of its staff. The dancers don’t mind the odd chat with the customers and they will certainly not pressurise the customer to buy drinks or for a lap dance. You will also realise that the ‘no touching’ rule is delectably lax here.

These places need not be looked down upon as brothels, cause that they are simply not. Instead these clubs actually celebrate a woman’s sensuality. So the next time you do a business visit to these cities, you might want to celebrate the sealing of that business deal with a visit to one of these clubs.