A woman is a changeable feast for the eyes and throughout the month, she will go through more costume changes than Madonna. There are five key things about her appearance that radically change every two days. If you can tune yourself into these 5 things, you will be able to score a huge number of brownie points and seriously go up in her estimation. I know you aren’t interested in whether she is wearing a Victoria’s Secrets bra or a La Senza one, as long as you can get to cup her breasts. You don’t care what shoes she wears as long as she doesn’t take them off when you have her propped up. My argument is that the more you notice these girlie items and let her know you’ve noticed them, the more frequently will you get to cup her breasts and prop her up. Get it?
1. Her Hair
A woman’s hair is her crowning glory and the litmus paper by which she responds to everything around her. If she has a terrific style and a sharp cut, if it looks great, shiny and clean, then she’s on top of the world. If it’s dirty or has split ends or she hasn’t had a decent cut for months and can’t decide whether to grow it out or cut it short, she’s bound to be moody and irritable.
Xpert Compliment: You can really score big here by understanding her problem and suggesting a solution: “I know this stylist who worked with Vouge on a shoot. I will book an appointment.” Or you could at least notice when it’s actually going good: “You hair looks fabulous.” Or even better, “Baby, your hair is looking better than Katrina Kaif’s does on her good hair days.” Please, please don’t even attempt to run your fingers through her perfectly groomed hair. Unless you’re in bed with her. An immensely admiring look accompanied by an Xpert compliment should do the trick.
2. Her Weight
Have you ever heard a woman who did not discuss her weight gain or weight loss during the course of a day? All women are obsessed with their weight. Obsessed. Generally, women put on weight really quickly (notice the weight never goes in the right places) and lose it painfully slowly. However, when they do, you need to notice, particularly if they have been sweating extra hard on the treadmill or trying out a new no chocolate-no ice-cream diet.
Xpert Compliment: Best way of dealing with this is to anticipate the inevitable question – “Do I look big in this?” or “Do you think I have a fat bottom?” – is by going on a pre-emptive strike. Simply look at her semi-quizzically and say something like, ‘Babe, have you lost weight?’ She won’t give you the pleasure of knowing, but she will be glowing from inside.
3. Her Clothes
She’s probably spent about five hours shopping for the right outfit to wear for you on her first date. So the least you can do is notice. Confident older women may have a set look that they casually slip into for the ritual of coupling; younger women who lack the required poise usually try on a variety of outfits, so don’t be shocked if she seems to be trying too hard and makes an exhibition of herself.
Xpert Compliment: “No, those pink leather boots look awesome – They match your pink contact lenses perfectly.”
4. Her Shoes
You must have heard of Imelda Marcos, the wife of the fallen Philippines dictator, who was found to have 5000 pairs of shoes in her wardrobe while the masses starved to death. All women are closet Imeldas and their hunger for an additional pair of shoes knows no bounds. So no matter how gorgeous or well endowed your date is, don’t forget to look down at her feet when you meet. But be a little subtle with your compliments here. You don’t want her to suspect that you have a foot fetish, do you? She just might get ticked off by the image of you licking her shoes.
Xpert Compliment: “Nice shoes”, accompanied by a meaningful smile and a raised eyebrow will get the message across.
5. Her Handbag
A woman’s handbag is the equivalent of a man’s car and is a huge status symbol. She will have one for every occasion, if not for every minute of the day.
Xpert Compliment: “Fantastic handbag” is all that you need to say. Just avoid the temptation to add, ‘Can I put my car keys, mobile phone and iPod in there?’
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