What Not To Say To A Pregnant Woman
If your wife or girlfriend is pregnant, you might want to avoid saying these:
"What's the big deal? If you can handle 'me' going in, surely you can handle a baby coming out."
"Hey, when you're finished puking in there, get me a beer, will ya?"
"Yo, fatass! You're blocking the TV!"
"Y'know, looking at her, you'd never guess that Pamela Anderson had a baby!"
"I sure hope your thighs aren't gonna stay that flabby forever!"
"Damn if you ain't about five pounds away from a surprise visit from Sunil Shetty from sabse bada looser."
"Got milk?"
"Maybe we should name the baby after my secretary, Riya."
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