So, you’re single and heading out on a vacation, hoping to get lucky. We probably know what you are looking for - exotic women clad in minimal clothing. So instead of spending hours in the bar trying to get lucky, or paying heavily for seedy sex tours, it make better sense to go where the action really is? We bring you the world’s essential eleven sex festivals. So what are you waiting for? Go get some.
11. Mardi Gras
New Orleans, Louisiana - February
Every February, New Orleans sees the biggest show on earth. A festival of music, floats, picnic, parade… its one helluva party. But move towards Bourbon Street on the French Quarters, and the kinky twist in the party is for all to see. As a tradition, there some treasured coconuts and beads on offer and on the occasions of a crunch in supply against the demand, the women will do anything to get them… anything!! Throw in a many drunk American college students in their midst and what you have is a street revelry that is truly low on inhibitions. The New Orleans purists may say that this is not what Mardi Gras is all about. But hey, who’s complaining?
What’s special?
This is one sex festival, which is not really meant to be a sex festival. Mardi Gras is really one big family holiday, a part of which has taken an erotic turn. Thus the Mardi Gras ‘sex’ festival retains a aura of spontaneity which exists nowhere else. Favourite spot for Girls Gone Wild producers.
10. Kutemajrvi Sex Festival
Kangasniemi, Finland - July
This one’s for the more intellectual kind who would like to know a little more about sexuality rather than just enjoy it’s oh-so flavoursome fruits. In this festival, in an attempt to portray sex in a good taste, there are professionals giving lectures on different aspects of sexuality and stalls displaying the latest innovations in sex products. And that’s where the seemingly boring part ends, for the lectures are followed by erotic dances, followed by rock shows and them some more of the erotic dance performances and some more of the Finnish rock shows… little wonder that no one really notices the apparent lack in variety. On the hindsight, all the lectures are in Finnish – yeah right, like that’s gonna stop you from going there.
What’s special?
Watch out for the stunning women who bring to life your wildest salacious imaginations in their effort to be crowned the festival’s Aphrodite.
9. Kinky Copenhagen
Copenhagen, Denmark – October
This is one festival that does not believe in leaving much to the imaginations, starting, of course, with the name. Kinky Copenhagen comes to Denmark to satisfy your darkest of fetish, be it crudest of sex toys or the sleaziest of strip shows.
What’s special?
Once there, there’s no way you’ll miss the insanely talented body artists creating the most outrageous tattoos and piercings, making the ones you see in television lifestyle channels appear downright childish.
8. International Erotic Film Festival
Barcelona, Spain – September
This festival selflessly devotes itself to the cause of giving the international adult (read pornographic) film industry it’s much warranted due. So it goes without saying that there are endless hours of screening of erotic films and more than 180 artists performing striptease and even live sex. In addition to that, there are special workshops on Kama Sutra and even Sexual Cuisine courses, whatever that may be.
What’s special?
Watch out for some ‘highly skilled’ artists performing live sex shows, unlike nowhere else.
7. Nudes-A-Poppin’ Pageant
Ponderosa Sun Club, Roselawn, Indiana - July & August
Before we tell you about the pageant, a word on the venue. Ponderosa Sun Club is a nudist resort spread over 88 acres. Meaning 88 acres filled with people who are supposed to have no clothes on. Normally it’s a family oriented place but it transforms itself into an adults-only facility for the duration of the pageant where contestants compete in the nude for a variety of titles. Need we say more? On the hindsight, you probably will not be treated to a striptease. Well, there are no clothes to strip.
What’s special?
The group photo of the contestants will leave you rubbing your eyes in disbelief. A number of naked women in a single frame - now that’s what unforgettable photographic moments are made of.
6. Budapest Erotic Parade
Budapest, Hungary - September
Many countries bid farewell to the summer in a symbolic gesture and there are not many better ways to do it than the Budapest Love Parade. Budapest ushers in the fall with a carnival of programs, events, bands and floats. It is the 3rd biggest rave/techno event with more than 500,000 people turning up to be visually enthralled by Hungary’s most prized asset, their women.
What’s special?
The parade may be an enormous visual treat but the real deals start at the post-parade parties with the DJ’s belting out thumping numbers and the people grooving to them till dawn.
5. Folsom Street Fair
San Francisco, US – September
It describes itself as the ‘grand dad of all leather events’. If that doesn’t tell you enough, well, think whips, bondage and latex. Get the drift? Nowhere else will you see people getting this creative with leather.
What’s special?
Visit one of the many spanking booth to see the participants take the pleasure of the good ol’ spank or you may even take a crack at the whip yourself.
4. Hot d’Or
Cannes, France – May
While the big shots of the international film industry make their way towards the French Riviera for the Mecca of film festivals, a few miles down south, its sleazy counterpart is having it’s very own little party. Hot d’Or is considered the Oscars of the adult film industry. While the actual ceremony is quite a drag, the interesting activities occur before and after the awards function. And yes, there is the occasional nudity and live acts with fake orgasms.
What’s special?
Watch the superstars of the adult film industry indulge in fantasies of pornographic proportions.
3. Love Parade
Berlin, Germany - July Though cannon be officially termed as a sex-festival, the presence of party-crazy, high on ecstasy, hot young people in mood for some lovin’, is certainly a place to be. World’s biggest trance-techno festival founded to celebrate unity and peace following the collapse of the Berlin Wall. Annually, 1.5 million horny and sweaty young adults dance all day and all night in the city streets, and the police sit by and watch while guilt-free groping, kissing and nookie go unfettered
What’s special?
Some of the biggest trance and house DJs on the planet like Pete Tong, Paul van Dyk and Paul Oakenfold.
2. Exotic Erotic Ball
San Francisco, US – October
This is one spectacular unrivalled party of all parties - to celebrate the human sexuality and freedom of expression (if in case you’re looking for a reason, that is). Exotic dancers, erotic performers, pulsating sex shows… name it and this place has it.
What’s special?
The Ball is quite a sight itself but the pre-Ball and the post-Ball parties are in a league of their own with the women bringing out their inner brea…er…beasts. And by the way, cameras are allowed.
1. Erotica London, UK – November
Arguably the biggest sex festival on the planet, Erotica has been around for more than 25 years. In a relaxed and casual atmosphere, the organisers present events ranging from tasteful, playful to downright naughty. With a wide range of exhibitors, you are sure to satisfy your wildest fetish.
What’s special?
It’s not very easy to come up with a huge festival of sleaze and still retain a sense of sophistication, but then these guys are British. This also makes for a pretty good place to meet singles who are looking for some fun. Yeah, we know what you’re thinking.
So, if pulsating and live eroticism is what you desire, come my fellow men, and visit these festivals for live eroticism is exactly what you will have. Sexual fantasy is your birthright and thus it will be provided.
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